Beck's Dark

Beck and Co Brauerei


Picture this: Budweiser woman and Beck's Dark woman are both walking down the street. Budweiser is an unwashed skanky ho bitch that every college freshman has had. Beck's Dark is a refined woman of taste that is enjoyed by the older crowd who understand the difference between whores and prostitutes. Pros: Miss Bud has her id, so she can prove her born on date. Beck's Dark is delicious. Cons: Miss Bud is a skanky ho bitch. Beck's Dark isn't. End of story. (ok, so it wasn't exactly like that, but I think you know where I was going. Beck's Dark = Mmm mmm good.)

Reviewed: August 23, 1999

Rating: 6/10

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