What is this beer, you ask? Where is this brewery, you ask? Never heard of it, you say? Well, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Holy Grail of beer, the beer that Michail Jackson suggested is worth a trip to the Czech Republic to drink it. This, my friends, is the one, the only BUDWEISER BUDVAR!!!!! This is the beer that has locked legal horns with Anheuser Busch for DECADES. The beer that couldn't be sold in America under it's current name (which is why they changed it to Czechvar in the US). How was it, you ask? Eh, it was OK. NO IT WASN'T!!! IT WAS F'IN AWESOME. You mary's out there WISH you could get this beer. To those of you who think that any beer stronger than Bud is motor oil, YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH TO DRINK THIS BEER! If your idea of a good time is going home to your trailer, opening a can of Busch Light, petting your mangy dog and saying "ah, this is the life," then this beer is not for you, just like a Jaguar is not for you. Want to know how this tasted? READ THIS REVIEW! How do you think it tastes? Like the greatest God-danged lager I've ever had (except for Schwarzer Adler, that was better, but it was fresher). Don't like this because it doesn't have a born-on date? Who cares! Most of you aren't smart enough to know how long a beer can last, so who cares?!!! Paulina Poriskova, Petr Sykora, Patrick Elias and Czechvar. God, I love the Czech Republic!!!
Reviewed: September 08, 2001
I didn't get a chubby over this like Steve apparently did, but I will agree that this is the best beer I've ever had. I refuse to recognize the "new" name, though. Budweiser Budvar has been brewed far longer than the pee in a bottle that Anheuser-Busch produces, and as you can guess, the taste is superior in every way.
Reviewed: July 24, 2004