Icehouse

Plank Road Brewery

USA

Made by the Plank Road Brewery division of Miller, their "craft beer" division in Milwaukee. Crisp flavor. The first ice beer I ever had, and it got me drunk. Very different from any other Miller product. High in alcohol, but I would go for something more flavorful.

Reviewed: July 28, 2001

Rating: 5/10

Some of my fellow reviewers are not wild about Icehouse. But I say all God-fearing, patriotic Americans who love their children love Icehouse. It has a crisp, smooth taste, and the 5.5% alcohol volume is more than enough to make you forget your troubles. Icehouse is not expensive. Unlike Guiness or one of those other imports, you can afford both Icehouse and phone sex. The nice blue can makes me feel safe and secure. In all seriousness, this is a very affordable, very drinkable beer. Maybe you won't impress the Homecoming Queen with it, but since you probably date any skank that gives you the time of day, why not do the same with beer?

Reviewed: July 28, 2001

Rating: 7/10

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