Colt 45

Pabst

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Colt 45 Double Malt

Pabst

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up and make your ass fat.

Crazy Horse

Hornell Brewing Company

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

King Cobra

Anheuser-Busch

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Laser

Miller Brewing Co

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Magnum

Miller Brewing Co

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Maximus Super

Matt Brewing Co

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Mickey's

Mickeys Brewing Co

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Old English 800

Pabst

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Phat Boy

Phat Brewing Company

Yo, tastes like shizzle, will fushizzum yo ass up.

Schlitz Malt Liquor

Pabst

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up. Gold winner at the 2002 GABF (Why, God, why??).

Steel Reserve 211

Steel Brewing Co

Despite what the slut at the Circle K tells you, tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

St. Ides

Pabst

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.

Storm's Eye

Who Cares?

Tastes like shit, will fuck you up.